Conservatives aren't alternative, contradictory and radical.
Neocons are.
But thanks for trying to cheer me up. I have to wonder why, if you think I'm acting nutty. Is the threat of so many blue-staters going to Canada, or just elsewhere, really such a horrible thing? More for your guys, yes?
One of my co-workers is making noise about New Zealand. And she doesn't even read here. She's our go-to of last resort before we call in the IT professionals.