BLAME CLINTON
(to the tune of Blame Canada from the South Park movie. Original song by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Modified by Hooligan).

Times have changed, the deficit is getting worse.
Janet Jackson flashed her boob, and the deejays swear and curse!
Should we blame the Bush Administration? Or Blame Society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

Heck no, Blame Clinton! Blame Clinton!
Because he always cheats and lies, and he can’t keep up his fly!
Blame Clinton! Blame Clinton!
We need to form a full assault, It's Clinton's Fault!

The Republicans have the White House, and Congress too.
Thank Jesus for that because they know exactly what to do
But things are going wrong, the country’s getting worse.
How can we defend our man with one hysterical outburst?

Blame Clinton! Blame Clinton!
For the economy, the bad news, and for terrorism too.
Blame Clinton! Blame Clinton!
We’ve got no one left to blame to stay in the game.

The Democrats we must stop. The liberals we must smash.
We have to keep the power squarely in the ruling class.
We must rise up and blame Clinton and cause a great big fuss.
We must act now before somebody thinks of blaming us!

So, Blame Clinton! Blame Clinton!
When you can’t defend your own, just attack and throw stones.
Blame Clinton! Blame Clinton!
Because Bush isn’t a real president anyway.