"Foreign investment"
How about factoring in what the US spends on defense of many of the countries on your list, LJ. Our defense budget if roughly twice your stated National budget. Do that, and the ".42 cents" per american should creep up just a little.
And in answer to your question, no, I'm not proud of our leader when he trips over his own tonge, which usually coressponds with the opening of his mouth.