AHA!
But what you're not telling anyone is that buried deep in the circuits that control your diabolical device are encoding loops that feed subliminal messages into the aether.
When the Aliens arrive, they will come in response to your calls and will either vaporize your arch enemy (KC), or prostrate themselves before him as the God who has been ordained in the prophesies.
That's the trouble with aliens - you never know if they'll go for forward or reverse psycholgy...
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