Well it went something like this:

September, XX 2002

-The Situation Room, Camp David, 0800 hours

The room is filled with a quiet consternation. Its palpable and like a static charge everyone anticipates the shock if they move quickly.

The unaccountable 'nonexistent' SADI branch of the CIA is on the ground in Iraq, as they were in Afghanistan 8 months earlier, and they are reporting on the corruption of the Oil for Food deal and how Saddam was funneling a portion of this money into new and existing WOMD programs.

President Bush & PM Blair are seated at an oval conference table.
A live satellite feed from Baghdad bounces off a string of US military satellites and the signal shows classified imagery of prohibited facilities.*

"Is Saddam in violation of the UN treaty?" W asks at one point to the field agent relaying the data.

"Undoubtedly. He can reconfigure a stockpile of VX in short order. Many of these facilities sole purpose is to be able to produce WOMD on demand. He's also sitting on tons of a polluting, toxic black liquid that need to be appropriated for national security"

"Thank you. That's all I needed to know."

The decision was made then and there to remove the threat to the US and the environment.

Even now, tankers filled with toxic Iraqi crude are heading to our refinery, rung up as no-sales. Gas prices are obviously lower than ever, the ozone layer is being restored & within ten years will be back to 1987 levels.

Thank goodness the planet is being healed!

All those folks who thought we were going to go after Iran and Syria next were not wrong, we already have folks on the ground in these nations and their polluting black gold chemicals will be safely rounded up and removed.

We all saw what Saddam did as he lit the oil fields and spilled oil in the gulf back in 1991. He was a one man planetary environmental destruction unit. The animals and fishes that died in the acrid smoke and gooey messes cried out for vengeance and W, always a man with a key ear to the pulse of nature, heard their anguished cries and acted to save the environment from this madman.

Earth has never had a kinder steward than W.

Saddam's unrepairable damage to the environment and the gulf ecosystem all those endangered species will never happen again.

M. Natcher
EarthFirstSaddamLast.org

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M. Natcher ; SDAI-Tech1 ;-)

*Images which could not be shown at the UN meeting without impairing and revealing the presence and locations of US covert forces.