How about....
none of the above.
While we both strive to be impartial, Fox is more a liberal than me so we will see later perhaps if he agrees with you.
You can deal with the "both sides of your mouth" comment by answering his question or ignoring it.
"Ideologue" is not an insult
i·de·o·logue (Ä«'dÄ“-É™-lôg', -lÅg', Äd'Ä“-)
n.
An advocate of a particular ideology, especially an official exponent of that ideology.
[French idéologue, back-formation from idéologie, ideology. See ideology.]