Cosmic police alert!... Cosmic police alert!
You are under arrest, Nick!... You called Ceres an a-s-t-e-r-o-i-d!
That is now ILLEGAL!...So you should be expecting a knock on your door
after midnight, Nick, when the cosmic police will pay you a visit.
If any of you have any bright ideas about calling our Luna a p-l-a-n-e-t,
you may also expect a knock on you door in the middle of the night.
That includes you, too, Tom.
[ANON] "A broken clock can still be right, twice a day."