"Shampoo with rinse" - conservative-ese for waterboarding administrated by Bush-Cheney NLP (No Liability Partnership). Said to do wonders for a prisoner's morale. Includes nose and ear hairs.

AKA - A "full face wash with lung flush". Includes tonsils and esophagus at no extra charge. Clears out dust, soot. Part of a routine physical examination to guarantee a prisoner's health. They are not charged for this procedure, yet.

Sometimes referred to in speeches to fundamental Christian groups as a "Full-immersion head baptism", the conservative method of persuading Muslims to "come to Jesus".

I don't think that Bush, Cheney & Co. ARE the US. I believe they are temporary insanity, and the country is coming around. Unless they can waterboard enough of us to change the demographics.

I love the "America - Love It or Leave It" mentality. One knows all they need to know about the mentality of the person saying it. Nothing left to find out.

Arf