Heh, heh. But you're safe, thank goodness.
Just a few conspiracies. Media, academia. Communism is about to get you, but that's fact, not a conspiracy. That's not too bad.
Just a suspicion that everyone else wants your "stuff", a sneaking hunch that others aren't paying their share, and that weapons and violence will make you and yours safer. That's common sense. Doesn't everyone feel that way?
Not to worry.
Arf