SDAI, SDF and SDG meet in a bar.

"What you drinking" asks SDF.
"Don't drink it's against my religion" says SDG
"You're nuts..religion is for freaks" says SDF.

"But I don't drink either" says SDAI and "I'm not religious."

"You're just nuts" replies SDF.

The evening goes fine so long as the topic of religion is avoided. SDG was discussing the bauhaus school of architecture and SDAI was saying that Le Corbusier felt social housing was the epitome of architectural achievement and was caught in a socialist mire.

SDF was talking about nose implants, science and genetics and later he started talking about foreskins.

After a few minutes, several people at the other tables who were eating started complaining and so SDAI, SDF and SDG left the bar to go their separate ways.

"You mentioned you don't drink either, why is that" asks SDG pulling SDAI aside.

"Have you ever tasted ether?" replied SDAI.

;-)

Yes, I know, this joke was pretty bad...