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Old joke.
Older JOKE, "TAKE my WIFE...."
carl
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5/9/2007 4:40:23 PM
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"please!" Henny Youngman or Prior?
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Chicago BILLBOARD Reads.."LIFE's Short, Get a DIVORCE"
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carl
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5/9/2007 3:31:19 PM
Make a new plan, Stan.
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ER
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5/10/2007 2:05:02 AM
Cultural and religious reasons
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Lindy
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5/10/2007 2:43:57 PM
Twice
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Fox
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5/10/2007 2:03:11 AM
That local minister obviously hasn't met my ex-wife...
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fr
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5/10/2007 12:57:32 AM
Life is short, get a divorce
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Lindy
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5/9/2007 5:56:03 PM
re: Life is short, get a divorce
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REB
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5/9/2007 5:59:21 PM
re: Life is short, get a divorce
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Lindy
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5/9/2007 10:05:45 PM
re: Chicago BILLBOARD Reads.."LIFE's Short, Get a DIVORCE"
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REB
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5/9/2007 3:46:06 PM
Old joke.
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Bowser
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5/9/2007 3:37:33 PM
Older JOKE, "TAKE my WIFE...."
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carl
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5/9/2007 4:40:23 PM
re: PMS..
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a female
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5/9/2007 5:43:17 PM
UMS............
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carl
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5/10/2007 4:15:48 PM
re: My son is convinced all women are nuts...and he is only 23 *sigh*
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Jody
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5/10/2007 5:42:28 PM
Who are their role models?
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Lindy
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5/10/2007 8:35:12 PM
re: His fiance is a Capricorn...he is a Scorpio...need I say more?
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Jody
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5/10/2007 11:07:39 PM
You've already said enough.
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ER (Virgo)
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5/11/2007 12:01:14 AM
Bear with me...
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Jody
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5/11/2007 3:49:17 AM
I know what you mean.
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ER
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5/11/2007 5:11:26 PM
LOL
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Lindy (Sagittarius)
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5/11/2007 3:26:11 AM
Scorpio here!!
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Jody
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5/11/2007 3:53:59 AM
re: How many Scrpios does it take to change a light bulb?
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Jody
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5/11/2007 3:58:49 AM
re:How many Saggitarians does it take to change a light bulb?
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Jody
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5/11/2007 4:02:22 AM
re:How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
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Jody
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5/11/2007 4:07:17 AM
...and another Virgo to climb the ladder
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Jody
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5/11/2007 3:47:44 PM
re: ...and another Virgo to hand him the light bulb
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Jody
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5/11/2007 3:48:45 PM
re: etc...etc.:)
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Jody
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5/11/2007 3:50:03 PM
re: re:How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
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Lindy
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5/11/2007 1:18:55 PM
The Simpsons and Madonna and Brit Spears and....
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carl
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5/10/2007 9:42:25 PM
HabitableZone — be civil, or at least entertaining.