Only familiar from a distance, sadly
I knew I should have tried harder in college to claw my way up to power!
Then when I got caught, this being America, I could cry in public at how
sorry I am, go to a country club prison for a few months, and then declare
upon my release at how I am going to spend more time with my family -
or at least with my new trophy mistress - while working on my book and going
on tour to tell everyone not to end up like me, a rich SOB with more power,
wealth, and booty than anyone who listens to me (and buys my book -
$27.95 at Barnes and Noble!) will ever get.
Ah, the American Dream.
