Damn those aliens must be thirsty
Even with literally billions of objects just in our Solar System alone which
are made of water ice and having very little overall mass, they still need
to come here to get a drink.
Must be the same reason why they cut up our cows - not enough beef
in their diet in the rest of the galaxy.
Think I'll change my name to SMART Ass, so long as it doesn't hurt the
censors. Or maybe not. But at least I finally found the right tools to
battle this madness I am forced to slog through every day.
