Little Debbie sat in the meadow thanking Mayor Tech for her wonderful life thus far.

"Mr. Robin knows it too, don't you Mr. Robin?"

"Chirp Chirp Chirp!"

"He sure does. And Teddy here, too, knows that my multi-million dollar snack company was only possible in a capitalist world, don't you Mr. Teddy?"

The teddy smiles contentedly.

"My snacks are yummy wummy and are luvved the whole world over! And being raised in Techville has been simply wonderful hasn't it Spotty-wotty?"

"Woof! Woof!"

"Who knew my birth-dad was a terrorist leader with a signalling wrist-watch? Who knew they were planning to strap explosives on me and send me to a busy market place? Did you know that little Debbie doll?"

Dolly shakes its head side to side.

"I didn't know that either. I read an AFP news article that said my family was innocent and didn't know Al Qaeda. But no one seemed to wonder why my parents had 500 pounds of Iranian explosives and 50 French made detonators buried in our yard."

"But now we are all living happily ever after! Here...Have another Nutty Bar!"

"Thank you ever so much Mayor Tech!"