My local paper was MUCH more exciting
Akin to a headline in "The Onion":-
http://www.theage.com.au/news/WORLD/Gaping-hole-found-in-universe/2007/08/24/1187462484042.html
The idea sounded so fabulous - an actual "hole" in reality. Maybe the water was pouring over the edge of the flat earth?
8-)
