See...you are at least trying. That's a very good sign.
Humor is the solution to everything that ails one. Don't forget I'm also vying for longest posts. There are others who may have actually exceeded me in sheer length (gbaikies climate posts but I think I still hold a average word count advantage.
Too many here have long since resigned themselves to a self-imposed silence. They take it all so seriously.
It's like getting walked all the time. No fun in that. Getting a pitch batted out of the park is no fun either, but it keeps one honing one's skills.
If one's going to insult, it's always best done honestly but with a...
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