One odd thing about the Cheney indictment--there was nothing on this story on the NBC network morning news show. Even if this was nothing but an elaborate hoax, you'd think the MSM would be all over it, right?

Unless, it's as I've suspected all along, and the MSM is controlled by sinister clandestine forces in the government who are trying to quash the story. The internet reports don't mean squat, everybody knows the internet is crap.

Or alternatively, as our conservative friends will no doubt point out, the MSM is under control of an evil liberal conspiracy who is employing an elaborate reverse psychology scheme, (just like they did with the pre-election Al-Quaeda Obama tape), to make us think the OPPOSITE of what they're saying (or not saying), in order to make us think the Bush administration is squashing the story, when they're really innocent victims. Still with me?

Or maybe the DA will be displayed frozen solid in a styrofoam box by those Tennessee guys who tried to tell us the truth about Bigfoot.

They're doing an interview with the Elliot Spitzer call girl on TV now. I gotta go.