By the bed or in the bed with you?
Firearms are tools. Useful and often deadly tools.
They are not romantic...nor should they be romanticized IMHO.
It reads like true love...and that's a bit scary - in more ways than one.
PS
Are you sure you didn't write for AMMO & GUN magazine besides the boating mags?
;-)
PPS Telling folks on the web where your gun is located isn't a good idea either.
