I can just imagine the script.
Title: Home Sweet Jihad or Allah Knows Best
A typical scene might be:
Father: Good morning, all. I hope you slept well.
Mother: Just fine. I really enjoyed the beating you gave me list night.
Kid 1: Daddy, daddy. When are you going to buy me a suicide belt?
Kid 2: Wait your turn! I wanted a telescopic sight for my AK-47.
Kid 3: I want some more hand grenades!
Father: Shaddup, or I will give you all another beating!