The Patriots int eh Superbowl? . . . But they SUCK?!!
And not just suck, but I mean REALLY SUCK. I mean Like they couldn't find their ass with Both hands . . .tied behind their backs! Much less identify it from a hole in the ground, or tell the difference between it and the 80 yard line, I mean they don't get out there that much, and have rarely seen it. Are the Dallas Cowboys still in jail or something? What the hell is going on?
-Justin Kelly