Re: Along that line.
Introducing one's wife as with the adjective "first" is a mistake.
*** I have done that and can testify that it is true. Seriously.
( I knew another guy complained that he had to drive a million nails to be called a carpenter, but he held up one small savings-and-loan branch and he was branded a "bank robber" for life. No "former".)
*** I cannot post, no not even on the Flame Board, the real version of that joke. It IS good.
-p (suicidal, realizing that he thinks just like Bowser)
P.S. G'wan, be a man! Try the "former babe" line and see what transpires.