Re: I heard of a guy
"who made the dreadful mistake of introducing his wife by saying, "Here is my lovely wife Mary, mother of four."
To which she replied, "And here's my dear husband Carl, father of two."
I showed that to my wife, she is still laughing!
I do not engage in a duel of wits with my wife, after 32 years, she is far too well armed. She remembers gaffe's I made the day we got married.