Hey Rob....
<From the tone of your post (good one, btw) and your picking on Alcaray, it sounds like you probably haven't lost any DNA for quite awhile.
Actually you’re wrong here, I move it on average ‘tri’ weekly.
Maybe your standards are too high.
You’re right here, that’s why I have the hot babes and don‘t settle for ugly fat girls that don‘t take care of themselves physically like I do.
I can hang with JFK when it comes to the ladies.... I’m a friggin’ stud and should write a book! ;)