Somewhere recently you wrote about how you're constantly writing letters to the San Jose Mercury-News (ya right-wing crank!). Well, naturally, for the last couple of years, every time I get to the editorial page, I scan the letters for your name. Didn't you get one published, once? Out of how many constantly being sent?

Me, I've written twice, and gotten published twice. Batting a perfect thousand. That's the advantage to being the voice of sweet reason.

Neener neener na na! Phhhhtttttt! The Mercury-News likes me better! So there! HA HA!

Respectfully yours,

--Robert

PS: Here's a suggestion to save you some effort: Just email them the URLs to your posts here. That way, you can bombard the Murky hundreds of times each day with hundreds of thousands of words, with little effort.

You're welcome.