...Sloth ice cream? Too lazy to pick up a spoon, so it must be eaten by lying down with one's face in the carton...

Gluttony ice cream: makes you eat so much of it you throw up.

Wrath ice cream may not be eaten in a conventional sense, but must be thrown -- in the cartons -- at random strangers, getting its flavorful tang from the blood that runs into it from their injuries.

Envy ice cream: the other guy's always tastes better.

Greed ice cream only tastes good when you have it ALL...

Pride ice cream has to be sculpted into a monument to yourself before it can be enjoyed.

And Lust ice cream? We already have that. It's called "chocolate".

Regards--
Mary Anne