Just in case it wasn't clear.
I'm married to a wackjob too.
You name it, the Illuminati, HARP, UFO cover-ups, Alien abductions, Templer Knights, The Builderburgers(sp), Cities on Mars and Planet X, DU and on and on....
I just wanted you to know I was sympathizing with you and not making fun of your wife.
(I'm still trying to figure out Tech1's reply. I think it has something to do with the lack of sexual prowess in the Canadian male.)