"Oh. That's very different. Never mind."
<Pardon me If I didn't make this clear. He thought the Spanish language WAS FRENCH.
Actually, that was not clear to me, although now when I go back and reread the first post, it seems a lot more obvious. And it does put a very different tilt on it (are you sure he was Texan?)
My first take on it was that you were trying to convince him that the water was bottled in Spain (a coalition ally.)
Okay, I guess that's one on me. I can see now that we've been largely shooting past each other.