Sure, Ed! It came to me second-hand, so I figure it's got a life of its own. And, from another girlfriend:

RELIGIOUS BRAS



A man walked into Victoria's Secret and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter. He said, "My wife sent me to pick up a new bra for her."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquired the man. "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Although actually," she added, "even with all this variety, there are really only four types of bras: the Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, the Presbyterian type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"

Thoroughly confused, the man asked, "What's the difference?"

The lady responded, "It's all really quite simple:

the Catholic type supports the masses;
the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen;
the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."



(My apologies to any Baptists out there.)

Now, what are the odds of a man going into Victoria's Secret by himself to buy a bra?

Regards--
Mary Anne