is that you can't tell the emotions of the poster other than the somewhat lame emoticons. I chuckled at "Husband 1.0" just as I do with "Wife 1.0". You can get a clue as to how old these jokes are with the references to comand line prompts. Today, not very many people other than some hard-core geeks use the comand line any more.

For the record, my own version of "Wife 1.0" has been installed for over 18 years. Some might suggest that I should upgrade to a newer version but not only is that unnecessary and unwanted, but the upgrade costs would be very prohibitive. It would cost half of all I own at a minimum and probably would include the surgical removal of an important part of my anatomy. You see, my Wife 1.0 is an operating room nurse with access to sharp instruments and no fear of the sight of blood. She was also born on Halloweeen and it shows in her personality. Hell hath no fury like a pissed-off Filipina, especially one born on Halloween. Ah, but I love her so.