I'd win, big!!
I'm The Midnight Skulker, actually, but that's just between you and me. The Black Knight is in the next valley over. Nice guy.
And in any "butt kicking contest" with you, I'd win. I'd have too many advantages.
For one, I could find mine in the dark, and could so protect it, and
two, I'd have such a big, big target I couldn't miss.
Why do you keep doing this to yourself?
Arf
