ROTFLMAO!!
<"Why do you keep doing this to yourself?"
I assume you mean lowering myself to your level. I ask myself the same thing.
Probably it is just a natural aversion to silly twits like you and I know it is getting your goat when you start alluding to my near perfect posterior. :)
I will however concede the butt finding contest since I can't hope to compete with a man who wears his around his ears.
