You've worked too many feet into each and every line. It should be:

di DAH / di DAH / di DAH / di DAH /
di DAH / di DAH / di DAH /
di DAH / di DAH / di DAH / di DAH /
di DAH / di DAH / di DAH /

It's the reee-al thi-ing...

I was just trying to point out that there are other methods available to educate oneself besides the conventional colleges.

Well, yeah. There are, and they're flexible, and that's fine. We do need to remember our roots, though: bands of territorial primates. If no one is around to groom you, you become fleabitten and maddened.

Our tools have evolved faster than our biology. It's starting to make us nuts. That and overcrowding. Surely you've noticed.

A real genius kid - may attend his normal school AND also be taking classes online.

Already happening.

I would love to see a US standardized internet education made available in all languages and broadcast freely through the world....

Oh, the irony! You of course know that the objective of the American public education system, when it really took off in the 19th century (as opposed to the earlier New England version upon which it was modelled, whose object was the defeat of Old Deluder Satan, as defined in the Old Deluder Satan clause of the Massachusetts colony school law -- yes, really!) was to absorb and integrate the immigrant populations and to standardize culture throughout the United States and its territories. Public schools were the very crucible of the great American Melting Pot. Why bother making it in different languages? ;) Kinda makes the continued existence of the various Chinatowns in US cities even more impressive, don't it?

You realize the Academie Francaise will develop its own curriculum...

Regards--
Mary Anne