Off Topic — HabitableZone

Off Topic » in reply to Billy Jack's bad memory

Well, now, Studley.

Since I do have a bit of respect for you (for staying with a subject even though it was unpleasant), let me explain.

If you remember, someone asked me a bunch of personal questions. I answered EACH ONE, ALL of them truthfully.

Then the jerk didn't like the answers, and asked a bunch more personal questions.

I told him I was through with the game, that I wouldn't answer any more questions, and that if I did, I might lie. He would never know if the answers were true or not.

I, very honestly, with NO INTENT to deceive, told him I might lie, might not lie.

So, you don't get any points for that one.

Watch out, here comes the curve. I have lied in my life, and I'm admitting it.

And I know you have lied, I've pointed that out. But, one of us can't admit that, can he? One of us is NOT an admitted liar, just a liar.

(Reminds me of an attorney who was trying to impeach me. He asked if I was alcoholic, the attorney for our side objected, the judge allowed it. I replied, "Yes, I certainly am!"

He then called me an "self-described alcoholic" for the rest of his presentation. "Do you, a self-described alcoholic, regard yourself as a qualified blah de blah?"
"Yes." When our turn came the attorney asked me how long it had been since I had had a drink. At that point it was over 10 years. The other guy lost his jury right then.)

As opposed to several alcoholics and potheads loose on this BBS who aren't "self-admitted". Because they drink and use.

Heh, heh.

Arf (well, that one's put to bed)

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