LOL!
<Reminds me of an attorney who was trying to impeach me. He asked if I was alcoholic, the attorney for our side objected, the judge allowed it. I replied, "Yes, I certainly am!"
He then called me an "self-described alcoholic" for the rest of his presentation. "Do you, a self-described alcoholic, regard yourself as a qualified blah de blah?"
"Yes." When our turn came the attorney asked me how long it had been since I had had a drink. At that point it was over 10 years. The other guy lost his jury right then.
Good one, dude! ;)
Was that your attorney's idea, or yours?