In order to protect Jack I am posting the following info... I figure the fact a human being believes contrails are something to get freaked out about means that they are indeed under the control of mind control waves... after all evolution wouldnt create nuts like this...

Imagine 10,000 years ago this conversation happening...

HrrRr: " Hey guys I think OookGah our clan leader is creating fake mastadons for us to chase after... thereby wasting our time AND leaving us too tired to think of all the other ways he may be plotting against us to take over our brains... I also think the cave painting thing is a brainwashing...."

THONK!!!

EEEgah: "Thanks, Thad.... he was really a detriment to our tribe.... always looking for insane conspiracies, never contributing... last hunt he tried to say the prey was the manifestation of....what did he call it ...oh yeah an "alien" and that mastadon poop was actually a psychoactive substance designed to controll our minds"

Thad: "Quite right ol' chap...By the way, I got dibs on his liver..."

and life went on...

today the evolutionary failures post their insanity on the web for all to see... it would be kinder to their memory if we Thonked them before they humiliated themselves further, but alas evolution for humans has ended...

But on the up side, those of you worried about mind control rays have hope!!!<yeah!>

I suspect that the Al foil industry is behind this site

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

my favorite quote:

"A Note About The Shiny Side:
It can't be stressed enough how important it is to have the shiny side pointing out. This is needed because the shiny side is most reflective to psychotronic radiation, while the dull side can actually, in certain environmental conditions, absorb it. However, as is illustrated in the instructions above, it is also wise to complement this with a layer of foil pointing shiny side in. This will keep your brain waves, which are also reflected by the shiny side, from being picked up by mind-reading equipment. There is a small number of aluminum foil researchers who believe that this may cause an alpha-wave harmonic to build up in the skull resulting in memory loss or pseudo-religious visions, but their findings have never been replicated by the aluminum foil research community at large. Even if their findings are validated, the risk involved is small compared to the potential of mind-intrusion."

I love the term "aluminum foil researchers".... lol, oh if only I could be an aluminum foil researcher!!! <sigh>

I have never met a brilliant individual that wore tinfoill on his or her head..... have you? All the cool conspiracy theorists know copper mesh is the only way to go!

-R.L.