...I am so confused by these conflicting maps. Why doesn't Thomas Bros. have a standardized Map of Hell available at the local service station? Surely with as many times as people are told to go to hell they would have a map out by now with comprehensive directions?

I mean the first map has nothing about the wood of suicides. That second map makes it look pretty thick and impenetrable. How to get through that thicket? I've heard the wailing can get annoying too - and so have a prototype adjustable noise cancellation headset, I'm eager to try out.

Then there's the whole GPS signal matter.

I wanted to bring a personal GPS for tracking as well as mapping coordinates in case I needed to call in for a precision guided munition strike...and blow the "Hell" out of Hades palace after I get my hands on Persephone. However, I don't know if the signal will go down that deep.

This sort of trip requires extensive planning these days. Hell is so much more crowded than it used to be - with the unchecked population growth and all.

;-)

Yes, I noticed that traitors to the country are in the deepest level right next to Hades. Must be a government issued map of Hell!

SDAI-Tech1