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OH THOU GREATEST AND MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE OF ALL HUMANS !!
Mary Anne — (archived)

PLEASE FORGIVE ME IN MY IGNORANCE.

THOU KNOWEST ALL !!!!!

THIS LOWLY ONE WILL NOT PRESUME TO DISAGREE WITH THY AUGUST PRONOUNCEMENTS.

THY KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE IS IN ALL WAYS SUPERIOR. NEVER ART THOU WRONG, AS THOU ART ALWAYS RIGHT.

SHOULD ANYONE HAVE STUDIED IN THEIR LOWLINESS, THOU HAST STUDIED LONGER, AND DERIVED MORE BENEFIT THEREFROM. SHOULD ANYONE HAVE STUDIED LONGER THAN THOU, ESPECIALLY SHOULD HE BE OF ACADEME, THE MARK OF THE BEAST IS UPON HIM, AND HIS KNOWLEDGE IS CORRUPT WITHAL.

IF ANYONE HATH MADE BOLD TO EXPRESS AN OPINION HAVING NOT DWELT IN A LAND, THOU WILT CORRECT HIM IN HIS INIQUITY, FOR THOU HAST DWELT THERE. IF ANYONE HATH FORMED OPINIONS BASED ON DWELLING IN A LAND FOR MANY YEARS, THOU WILT CORRECT HIM ALSO, FOR HE HAS DWELT THERE TOO LONG.

FOR, AS THE FOLK PHILOSOPHERS HAVE SAID, SOME PORRIDGE IS TOO HOT, AND OTHER PORRIDGE IS TOO COLD, BUT THY PORRIDGE IS JUST RIGHT, THOU MOST WOND'ROUS PUDDINHEAD.

AMEN.

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