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I thought Bush was supposed to be the psychic one

Like how he psychically knew he didn't have to implement Clinton's suggestions on terrorism, because he already knew they would be ineffective against 9/11. Like he psychically knew to stand down the submarine with cruise missiles following OBL because he already knew they would miss.

Then even though every intelligence agency agreed that Saddam was not an imminent threat Bush psychically (or in his conversations with God take your pick) knew those weapons were there and that it was vital to strike immediately. And look how accurate he was, at least as good as Nancy Reagan's astrologer.

And how he psychically knew how tax cuts had to be against the advice of mainstream economists. How he knew they would reduce the surplus in 2000 and later would morph into reducing the deficit. Economists seem to think it was the worst possible way to stimulate the economy, but Bush's psychic powers knew better. He'll explain it all to us when he gets around to it.

Republicans seem to think God selected him. It reminds me of the old joke about God being a comedian with the audience being too afraid to laugh.

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