Sometimes I just plagiarise
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=%22A+week+before+Lincoln+was+shot%2C+he+was+in+Monroe%2C+Maryland%22&btnG=Google+Search
Yields 671 hits. This is a long-established internet joke/fable
It might have been appropriate for you to acknowledge the source you got it from, otherwise we might mistake you for a person with wit and linguistic charm...
