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Jawohl!

SDAI-Tech1 — 8/3/2004 9:43:24 PM (archived)

Ve here at Republikan Headquarterz in Amerika have a Zentral Processing Post Zystem. Tom iz azzigned to the Habitable Zone. Venn his cover iz about to be blown he calls in the reinforcements. By use of humor we allay the worst of de suspicions.

Herr Bush iz verrry busy. Ve haff to prepare the press releases for the announcement of Bin Ladens capture. Haff no fear it is not an October surprise -- it is a late September surprise.

Now I must get back to rewiring the electronik voting system in Florida zo that the votes for Kerry pop up as votes for Nader.

Tom uses "we" too liberally. He will haff to haff a gut review of the propaganda postink policy.

Guten tag Herr Robert,

SDAI-Tech1

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Seized terror files years old? - Tom Brosz - 8/3/2004 4:38:00 AM
- Please don't forget that the 911 plot was years old as well - ebnelson - 8/3/2004 2:33:06 PM
- re: Seized terror files years old? - Bowser - 8/3/2004 12:04:48 PM
  - Yeah, Bowser. Bush set it all up in Pakistan, just so he could have an alert. (n/t) - Tom Brosz - 8/3/2004 3:57:04 PM
    - I hate it when conspiracy theorists start predicting well. - Tony - 8/3/2004 4:10:43 PM
      - re: conspiracy theorists - Tom Brosz - 8/3/2004 5:16:58 PM
        
        To rephrase the question.... - Robert - 8/3/2004 6:52:20 PM
        
        Maybe I can rephrase a question.... - Tom Brosz - 8/3/2004 7:26:38 PM
        
        Pray tell, dear sir, .... - Bowser - 8/4/2004 12:00:50 AM
        
        that's a little bizarre - McFly - 8/4/2004 4:09:40 PM
        
        They were truck bombs, car bombs, and a bomb on a boat, but I guess they don't count. (n/t) - Tom Brosz - 8/4/2004 12:52:11 AM
        
        And they had the politican impact of 9-11? Or did the damage? - Bowser - 8/4/2004 4:44:20 AM
        
        Okay, let me see if I can follow this... - Tom Brosz - 8/4/2004 6:11:06 AM
        
        Reductio ad absurdum - Robert - 8/3/2004 8:04:43 PM
        
        Nice try, but there weren't a lot of attacks by al Qaeda during the Eisenhower administration. - Tom Brosz - 8/3/2004 8:19:16 PM
        
        To get serious... - Robert - 8/3/2004 8:53:31 PM
        
        re: To get serious... - Tom Brosz - 8/3/2004 9:37:45 PM
        
        A million bucks a year? Where do I sign?? - Robert - 8/3/2004 10:15:35 PM
        
        "They just knew what they knew then." Do you really want to go there? ;) (n/t) - Tom Brosz - 8/3/2004 10:45:03 PM
        
        Nope - Robert - 8/3/2004 11:21:02 PM
        
        re: Nope - Tom Brosz - 8/3/2004 11:55:07 PM
        
        Love to hear... - SDAI-Tech1 - 8/3/2004 11:25:13 PM
        
        No thanks - Robert - 8/3/2004 11:45:51 PM
        
        Isn't that our job? - SDAI-Tech1 - 8/3/2004 8:56:53 PM
        
        Whoa, that was so fast I'm not sure you're joking! (n/t) - Robert - 8/3/2004 8:59:27 PM
        
        That accounts for the spellink errors? ;-) (n/t) - SDAI-Tech1 - 8/3/2004 9:02:26 PM
        
        I tot it vas ze ackzent, doilink... (n/t) - Robert - 8/3/2004 9:09:49 PM
        
        Jawohl! - SDAI-Tech1 - 8/3/2004 9:43:24 PM
        
        Danke, Herr Techniesche - Robert - 8/3/2004 10:02:17 PM
        
        re: the question - Tom Brosz - 8/3/2004 7:20:45 PM
        
        re: the question - Robert - 8/3/2004 8:41:20 PM
        
        Bush and the bin Laden hunt - Tom Brosz - 8/3/2004 10:41:34 PM
  - If the terror alerts are causing so much of a problem, then how are they helping Bush? - Scott Evil - 8/3/2004 1:25:27 PM

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