Actually Eric,
I shouldn't tell you, but because I work in the Evil International Oil Industry, they let me have one of those cars that runs on water. It's so convenient I almost wish everyone could have one, but thn I wouldn't get paid telephone-number salaries to find oil for you poor peasants who don't know any better.
The best thing is, when the tank runs dry, you can always piss into it and fill it up again, just like I'm pissing on your lunatic conspiracy theory...