Hey, you're pretty good at that "critic" stuff.
Maybe you should moonlight... ;)
Every little girl I ever knew, a Barbie was just a Barbie, and nobody got traumatized because they didn't look like her. For that matter, I never noticed my son staring into space because his muscles weren't as big as those on his action figures. The only people I ever saw get excited about that sort of thing were the sorts of people who saw the word "SEX" in every advertising photo.
