Well, I may not be Captain Crunch....
..but the definition of sedition doesn't contain a caviat about perception.
We live in a country of rule by laws, not by perception of a despot.
Listen Frank-en-berry, if it was hyperbole just say so. If it wasn't and you really believe that sedition actually occurs here, then by all means please enlighten the rest of us not gifted with such perceptive faculties.
And eat some oat bran so you can clear out this blockage of bullshit in a more suitable venue.
BLOOP!