I always forget
You have the "Indomitable Helmet of Thought and Ulterior Motive Rendering" giving the wear unlimited abilities to read all the hidden and unstated nuances of one word posts.
Luckily for you, it also appears to made of highest quality tinfoil.
Me, I just got hair. Rapidly thinning, so maybe I need one of those helmets too. How much you pay on eBay for it?
