LOL! Nah...
...I'm the grotesque creature in the mirror. This is my punishment...to try and see others as they see themselves, without my own perspective enmeshed.
All too often I don't tell folks what they want to hear and they hate me for it...yet they also sense I am not lying and that's why it infuriates them all the more, as they intuitively sense the mirror sees all.
Yet...for the right person...such a mirror is an invaluable tool. To the rest it is a loathsome thing and something to be feared or smashed upon the floor.
