Ow...
I swear I can feel my retinas blistering from the sheer arc-light radiance of the sun shining out your nether orifice. Your friends must all wear shades.
Frankly, given a choice between ten social science college professors and ten Midwestern redneck deer hunters to be lost in the wilderness with, I might come to a different decision than you.
It's your kind of arrogance, with very little actual horsepower to back it up, that is deadly poison in our politics, and there's way too much of it already.
Just listen to them in Washington. "How DARE you oppose us!" The operative word for most Democrats seems to be "brat."