Have you noticed how this guy always has that same phony smile painted on his face? It's not just a natural personal characteristic, its a cultivated affectation. I guess they get taught to do this in God school. A lot of these televangelists have them, they even smile when they're saying really ugly things. Sometimes politicians and other celebrities have these painted-on smiles too, but televangelists seem to be the worst offenders. I wonder if he's got some chippy on the side he wants to marry, but being a man of the cloth, he just can't have an affair.

This is a neat website, Eri. I really enjoyed that article they linked to on eye boogers. Neat. I always thought the morning crusties were somehow connected to the fecal products of those little mites that live in our eyelash follicles. Now I know better.

And from now on, those crunchy little googies will always remind me of Rev. Pat and his ilk.