Law of conservation of nutballs
One of my many fine contributions to the field of social sciences (the internet bogosity meter, the Smythe Index of Stupidity, the bluh backup toilet and others) has been the formulation of the Law of conservation of nutballs.
Corrolary 1: Lose one nutball; Viola! another arises to take it's place
Corrolary 2: Th number of nutballs increases exponentially, in concert with the growth of the Internet
Corrolary 3: It's all Bill Gates' fault; Redmond must be destroyed by a 100 meter NEO with Ed Grondine's initials carved on it
-phil being phil