>"Back hair has not, in any scientific study, been linked to any political affiliation or belief..."

No, you're right there, but MY scientific study shows me that these individuals MUST BE more closely related to the ape than thought before. A little back hair........is a tad understandable.
The kind that grows up the neck around the back of the shirt...well....gives me the creeps.
Any guy trying to chat me up with that mess coming out of his shirt is a complete turn-off.
For you men to understand this, you might want to envision a women with a mustache smiling at you wanting to make conversation.
Could women with hair on their upper lip be more closely related to the apes as well?
Can these people actually form real sentences?
Do they contribute to society?

Enquiring minds want to know.

P.S.
(now Phil, if you belonged to the aforementioned organization that wishes to sue me, and your back is hairy, well, I'd exempt you from the creeps mentioned above.
You and your bunny could talk to me any time.
However, we'd probably discuss how we get some of that hair OFF your back.....and ON to your head.......;~)