Things of interest found in my newspaper, part 2--"The Neatest Thing Since..."
The San Jose Mercury News
This is beyond wretched excess. I hope to God I never stoop so low as to have to buy crustless bread for my kids, lest they turn out to be "Generation Weenie."
How the heck do you keep the bread from drying out? Do the crusts get sent to those poor kids in Ethiopia? Why do kids even bother to grow teeth at all?
*Sigh*